Plain Moron! - Truancy vs Currency...

8 April 2011 - 6.10 pm

Semalam merupakan hari jadi kawan kat tempat kerja aku nih, tapi oleh sebab semalam dia baru balik dari kursus, so hari ni aku dan kawan2 kat tempat kerja ni plan nak celebrate birthday dia la kononnya.. So bincang punya bincang, kitorang plan la nak sambut kat sebuah restoran yang bernama Wawa kat Muadzam nih.. Sape2 orang Muadzam Shah mesti tau tempat ni sebab ia agak grand (walaupun makanan xde la sedap pun dan servis lembab). Selepas bagi2 tugas, aku pun ditugaskan untuk call restoran ni untuk book makanan untuk 6 orang makan....

Lalu pada jam 11.49 pagi, aku pun call la restoran tersebut. Perbualan kitorang lebih kurang macam ni (aku sbg Y dan org yg angkat telefon tu sbg W) :

W : Restoran Wawa di sini.
Y : Assalamualaikum. Saya Yazid dari Politeknik Muadzam Shah. Saya nak tanya sikit, petang ni restoran awak bukak tak?
W : Petang ni bukak.
Y : Bukak pukul berapa ya?

Plain Malaysian - May I Help You?

1 April 2011 - 3.25 pm

I'm currently working in an office where we have a PAP (Pembantu Am Pejabat - Office General Helper) who acts as our receptionist too. She sits behind the counter, entertaining visitors. I'm not writing this to question her job because she is doing a pretty good job (despite her moody behavior and her passion in mumbling stuffs), but I want to express my thoughts about those people at the other end of the line, the VISITORS.

We have lots of visitors (hardly), ranging from our own students to unknown people who try to suck the money out from our accounts. They come, they do whatever they wanna do, they leave. Sounds easy, isn't it? Well, it is, as long as they follow these steps :

1. They enter the main door
2. They go to the counter, where we have the lovely lady (our receptionist) waiting
3. They tell the receptionist what they want; whether to drop something for the lecturer or to meet someone or whatever
4. The receptionist will then take them to see the person they wanna meet, or ask them to drop their things in the pigeon hole
5. They say thanks (rarely), and leave
6. We live happily ever after