21 Jun 2011 - 11.07 pm
I stumbled upon a site on the net that contains loads of pretty awesome jokes, and I decided to share the jokes with you guys! Aren't I adorable? Haha! *lame joke*
ps : you may find some of these jokes a bit explicit and offensive, so feel free to just skip it if you don't feel comfortable (who would?)
- Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
- A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
- Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
- "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
- Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
- A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
- HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
- Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
- One man calls emergency:
"Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
"It is OK, I found another one."
- Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.
- Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!
- Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Okay! That's all!!
Chow!!
2 comments:
suka jawapan untuk soalan KILL WORM tu
ekekekekekek
Wanita Sensitif Kan? Setuju Tak?
hans : haha!! blondies je yg mampu wt camtu..
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